Category Archives: Personal

Grandfather

Today my grandfather died. He was 90 years old, or so few months shy that you’d be deeply neurotic to say different. He’d been in poor health for a long while now and I believe he was staying alive more out of politenes than anything else. Above all he was a very polite, kind and [...]

Spring into freedom

Mathilde took her first independent steps at home in the living room less than a week ago, and today was the first day with nice enough weather to warrant a trip to the park in order to give her newfound freedom of locomotion a whirl. While I anticipated she would be thrilled to be allowed [...]

Another day, another decade

Throughout the year I’ve been wanting to write a blog post about some of the personal stuff that has been going on lately. There’s been a lot of it. Every time I wrote a post however I decided it was too revelatory, too emo, too whiny or too something else. This is a personal post, [...]

Diplomacy

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Ada: We salute you – The worlds First Programmer

This article was cross-posted on ria.creuna.com. Hear ye; Codesmiths and Script Artisans. Nay; Hear ye all who labour with keyboard and mouse, for you owe a debt to the singular person we commemorate today. Ahem. On this day, the 10th of december, a shockingly large number of years ago the First Programmer was born. If [...]

Currently reading

Yes, all of them. Actively. I posted this image to flickr in april and since then the state of things have just deteriorated. Where the hell did my ability to concentrate go?

Spring into sanity

Just realized that I haven’t posted this pic yet this year. Throughout my blogging career misfortunes I’ve posted this photo every year about spring time. It just makes me happy. It’s a bit late this year, but here goes.

The dentist

Did I mention I’m currently going to the dentist about once a week to fix my rotten teeth? Well I am, and it’s a ball. I’f she’d told me she’d pitch a fucking tent in my mouth I would have brought marshmallows.

Heads and bodies

I always knew this day would come. My claim to brief internet fame and niche uniqueness is at an end. It’s just too awesome an idea 1 for someone else not to have it. There’s no denying that both her head and body outpretties mine by far, so my only counterpoint here is that A: [...]

The blog is dead. Long live the blog!

If you managed to visit this blog in the 10 minutes or so before this post goes live you might have been slightly befuddled by the fact that your address bar doesn’t say parallaxdenigrate.net as you might have expected, but rather ctrloptcmd.com. So I’ve finally moved the blog to a new domain, and let me [...]