So I’m depressed again

23/03/2011

It was not my intention to turn this blog into some mock re-enactment of the bipolar curve, but…

shit…

It’s on me again.

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So I’m feeling better

10/02/2011

This is a shortie. I just want to tell you a couple of things pretty quickly.

1. One microgram is one millionth of a gram.

2. One microgram of certain stuff may make an enormous fucking difference in your brain.

3. Happiness is chemistry.

4. As is unhappiness.

5. This is Kaja.
Kaja

6. These are some stats.

7. That’s all for now. I’m good. Thanks for asking. I hope you’re doing alright as well.

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JAPH – Awesome Code Obfuscation

6/06/2010

Every so often I stumble across something that really just leaves me dumbfounded. The only valid response seems to be “… Fascinating!”

The latest is this clever JAPH consisting solely of keywords.

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not exp log srand xor s qq qx xor
s x x length uc ord and print chr
ord for qw q join use sub tied qx
xor eval xor print qq q q xor int
eval lc q m cos and print chr ord
for qw y abs ne open tied hex exp
ref y m xor scalar srand print qq
q q xor int eval lc qq y sqrt cos
and print chr ord for qw x printf
each return local x y or print qq
s s and eval q s undef or oct xor
time xor ref print chr int ord lc
foreach qw y hex alarm chdir kill
exec return y s gt sin sort split

In short; The Perl community has a meme going where you are supposed to write a snippet returning the String “just another perl hacker” in the most convoluted and obfuscated way possible.

This gem does exactly that. It’s beautiful in that there are no Strings in there, only valid Perl keywords, and it’s perfectly justified. For some reason this kind of useless stuff really appeals to me at a deep level. I fear a couple of hours may be lost to trying to create a clever JAAH.

This was posted earlier on ria.creuna.com.
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NSFW Rating System

30/12/2009
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It seems like people have a hair trigger when it comes to labeling their links “NSFW“. I’ve even seen warnings about NSFW language which seems like overdoing it a bit to me. Anyway, since using the label “NSFW” to refer to anything from cuss words in plain text to “Harry Potter / Tentacle Rape Slash Porn” seems pretty unhelpful, I’ve devised this easy to understand rating system.

Please rate your links accordingly from now on, so I can filter out the seriously freaky shit from some of the kindergarden stuff that seems to be NSF your W.

Nsfw Rating

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Diplomacy

30/12/2009

Actual conversation between me and Malin about the Norwegian movie “Pathfinder”.
Note: Lapps are the indegenous tribal folk of Scandinavia

  • Me: I saw it ages ago when I was just a kid. I was way too young to understand any of it.
  • Her: I guess you were only nine or eight at the time it was released.
  • Me: Yeah. I can only remember something about some Darth Vader-Lapps out to get the hero.
  • Her: Mmhmm? *Being busy with the baby*
  • Me: Hey! DARTH VADER-LAPPS!
  • Her: Oh, sorry. Let’s go again. I guess you were only eight or nine…
  • Me: Yeah. I only remember something about some Darth Vader-Lapps out to get the hero.
  • Her: Ahhhahaha! Darth Vader-Lapps. Good one!
  • Me: Thank you.
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